Archive for the '_personal' Category

As for me

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

“If you heard there was a weapon proven to prevent most crimes before they happen, would you run out and buy it? World-renowned security expert Gavin de Becker says this weapon exists, but you already have it. He calls it ‘the gift of fear.’”
As for me, I opt for the “gift of Glock.”

Danger

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Sharks do not belong in the home, or anywhere, for that matter.  I hate those things.

Wizard!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Rat on a cat on a dog.

New Stuff

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

As you may have noticed, Todd (my talented webmaster) did some new stuff on the website.  I don’t really know what he did because it was all behind the scenes and magical.  It is supposed to run better now without multiple outages.  The comments may or may not still be buggy.  Hopefully I will get [...]

Free Advice

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

If you decide to rip off my sister for $300 several years ago, it is probably not a good idea to call my office and ask for a racing sponsorship.  I can assure you that chew-out will ensue.
As a side note, I don’t cave or respect crying no matter how much you can’t afford to [...]

Free Stuff

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

www.passwird.com has notified me that one can receive a brand spankin’ new Swingline Optima stapler just for filling out a survey. It is not my favorite Swingline of all time, but it is probably a far cry better than any junk Bostitch that you may be currently using. Also, you can’t beat free [...]